1. agelfeygelach:

    roachpatrol:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Science Penguin [x]

    i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

    And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”


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  3. Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns


  4. kgm42986:

    botanycameos:

    consultinginternetlover:

    (x)

    In the category “moronic questions to ask someone”…

    I love his facial expressions


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  6. bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

    bonelessbuffalochicken:

    "You’re gonna do great today"


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  8. ❝ They won’t understand you and they won’t understand me. But the only way they win is if your tears turn you to stone and make you bitter like them.❞


    Taylor’s comment on a fans Instagram (x)



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  10. getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

    getinthefuckingjaeger:

    nostopdasgay:

    catslock:

    condelimoncio:

     MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

    THAT’S CHEATING

    This is a blatant violation of trust

    YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU


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  12. okoenig:

    do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing


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  14. 
WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

    WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS


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  16. Firebird
    Phantom Regiment

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  18. ammit420:

    diarrhea-princess:

    People who drink milk gross me tf out

    *headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*


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  20. 1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

    1021girl:

    snickerdoodlesandsausages:

    enjolrasactual:

    in-love-with-my-bed:

    the-winchesters-creed:

    ayellowstateofmind:

    Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

    It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

    if you want information it is

    and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

    why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

    There’s the hufflepuff


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  23. spookersmcskelly:

Thank mr skeltal

    spookersmcskelly:

    Thank mr skeltal


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