1. whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

    whiskeydrinking-operating:

    This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
    “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
    I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

    You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.


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  3. stereofeathers:

    stereofeathers:

    stereofeathers:

    FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

    YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

     MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE


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  5. kyian:

    Iconic


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  7. misspelledlife:

    SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS


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  9. mypatronusisyou:

    dontbedeaded:

    penaltybox:

    IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

    i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

    literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever changes 


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  12. speakfriendandenter:

Sansa lets me know when I been on tumblr too long

    speakfriendandenter:

    Sansa lets me know when I been on tumblr too long


  13. relahvant:

    i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

    are you people okay??????


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  15. found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

    i hope this woman lives forever


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  17. "But I believe in true love, you know? I don’t believe that everybody gets to keep their eyes or not get sick or whatever, but everybody should have true love, and it should last at least as long as your life does."


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  19. astroknight:

    Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.

    "how can we improve these titles?"

    "… adjectives


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  21. huffingtonpost:

    CHRIS HARDWICK SCHOOLS INTERNET TROLLS DURING THE EMMYS

    Chris Hardwick took the stage at the Emmys to present the award for Variety Special Directing, but before he got to the business at hand, he had one very important message.

    Watch the full clip from the Emmys here. 


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  26. coltre:

I covered my cat in flowers

    coltre:

    I covered my cat in flowers


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